SPOTLIGHT ON: Alan 'Howling Laud' Hope

THE OFFICIAL MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY

PROUDLY PRESENTS THEIR PARTY LEADER

AS THE CANDIDATE FOR HARTLEPOOL

We'll be sad to see Handy Mandy go. No, really. No, REALLY.

He is a source of never-ending fun and japery, especially when he advises his friend, dear Tony, to do silly things. But no doubt Mr. Milburn will be equally able to get Mr. Blair to do silly things - after all, that nice Mr. Milburn obviously wants to be the Dear Leader of Old-old New-old Labour himself, doesn't he...

Anyway... Alan 'Howling Laud' Hope will be standing against whatever rag-bag the other unofficial parties choose to put up against the might of the OMRLP.

Thanks to George, who runs the Melbourne Hotel in Hartlepool for letting us use it as our election HQ - there will also be a pre-victory party at the Melbourne on the night of Wednesday, September the 29th.

VOTE FOR INSANITY - YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!